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this watch is the best, it is fastest of all – it beats all other watches hands down. it beat my fossil by over an hour in just one day. It even beat my atomic clock by about 64 minutes. looks pretty and runs fast – awesome deal with free shipping

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Being a Space Cowboy and part time Pirate, I really needed a watch that could keep up with the demands of my career. I especially found this helpful the other day. I was just lounging around on my personal space station, and noticed that a panel had come loose. But not to worry! I just activated the watches built-in anti-matter exchange circuitry, which formed a protective bubble around me, went outside, and used the patented Zenith Electro-lectic Concentrating Laser Repeater to weld the panel back on. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Another feature I enjoyed was that it actually also keeps time from the 34th dimension, which I visit quit often. No worries about missing Gelekcor the Moon Raider anymore, this watch teleports me to my lounge so I can enjoy the finest in inter-dimensional entertainment.

Thanks Zenith!

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Pros: This watch is so awesome, it makes hippies cry on sight.

Cons: I still haven’t been able to find the Revive The Dead (RTD) button. I know it’s there, along with the other button that goes “PING!”….

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I was really excited to purchase this watch. I saved my allowance for 45 years, knowing that one day I could buy something special. I was on the edge about buying a new house or a sports car. I decided to shop around on Amazon, and decided this handy little clock device that straps to your wrist was way better than any of the aforementioned objects. I was just about to check out when I noticed how absurdly high the shipping cost was. $9.95!? Nice try!

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It’s a decent watch – I mean, it’s no CASIO CA53W-1 Watch with Calculator, but not too bad for the price. My only real complaints are that it clashes with my The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee and that the latch rubs my wrist raw whenever I hoist a fresh gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz to my expertly mustachioed lips.

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I bought this as a chew toy for my dog after he ate through my 24k gold sewn bedding. He tears through all normal chew toys due to the platinum and diamond encrusted fangs I had put into his mouth, so I needed something solid.

I was able to find the great deal on the Zenith Men’s Defy Xtreme here on Amazon, saving over 53K from the Nigerian Prince I was going to purchase this from.

When the watch arrived, I was happy to find out you can’t actually tell time with the watch, because unlike most dogs, mine just cannot read time. He tends to get the hour right, but the minutes are just way off.

My dog very much enjoyed the watch and was not able to break it apart. He did swallow it whole, but I’m happy to report that this watch can withstand platinum incisors as well as a canine digestive system. A quick rinse (it’s waterproof too!!) and he’s back with his favorite toy.

I haven’t heard a bark from my dog’s wing of the mansion since I purchased it. Great job Zenith!

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I was looking for G-Shock Casio watch for my camping trips and I somehow came across this wonderful timepiece on Amazon.

I liked the way it looked and I was so impressed by all the features that I forgot to look at the price and placed an order. First clue that something’s not right came when I got a call from my credit card company about suspicious charge on my account, but when I heard that charge from Amazon (and I blindly trust Amazon) I didn’t listen further and approved the charge. When I received the watch I LOVED it, I put it on my wrist right away and took it to my camping trip. When I got back from my trip I had a credit card bill waiting for me in the mail.

Long story short. I loved this watch and decided to keep it. It’s perfect for my camping trips. Yes, I had to sell my house and my car, I now live in my camping tent under the bridge, having grilled rats for dinner, but man this watch totally worth it.

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The Zenith Men’s Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch or Z.M.D.X.T.B.T.C.M. as I like to call it, is by far the most awesome watch. Chuck Norris riding into the Super Bowl on the back of Godzilla and round house kicking the crowd is no where near as awesome as this priceless poon magnet. When I was just moments from sending my $100k to some needy neo-hippie help group, I stumbled onto this gem. It was like the heavens opened and Jesus himself appeared with this same watch on. I mean how can you not follow Jesus when he’s rocking a watch of this caliber. So I asked “What would Jesus do?” Jesus pimp smacked me and said “Forget those hippies, buy the watch!” I was like “HECK YEAH.” I busted out my Discover card and bought this rocking piece of art. I mean its art but its also practical too. Like when I take my summer trips to the Marianas Trench, I have no more worries that I am going to miss Tea Time back on the yacht, because water ruined my watch again. It can withstand the immense pressures of the deep due to the wicked awesome titanium. Deep seas, cant beat this. Bullets cant beat this. Heck, I can deflect cruise missiles and the apocalypse. With a watch like this you don’t need to tell time, you tell people what time it is.

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This watch is unmatched. I never thought that I would come across such a fine timepiece. The description doesn’t mention the extraordinary abilities of this watch. After I unpackaged the thing, I notice that it has a flux capacitor. Now, at first I was astonished and a bit shocked, but then I realized that it really was worth the money. I mean I sold my child to get it after all.

I had a blast it the future and cant wait to go back. I’m planning a trip to the roarin’ twenties tomorrow after work. Boy, will that be fun! Anyway, I highly recommend this watch. I mean, who can’t pass up the free shipping!

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I recently parachuted out of my personal C-130 onto one of those Himalayan mountains for a snowboarding trip with a group of my affluent colleagues. And wouldn’t you know it, my Mt Dew spilled onto my Zenith Men’s Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch and completely ruined it. I called the manufacturer to complain and possibly replace it under the warranty. Zenith told me it would not be possible as they don’t have a Mt Dew protection clause. Needless to say my company will be committed to a hostile takeover of Zenith very soon so I can fire the young man in their customer service department who disappointed me. I will never buy Zenith watches again.

On the other hand this watch did get stuck on 4:20 which is pretty rad, but not Xtreme.

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There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is madness. And there is a Catskill eagle in some souls that can alike dive down into the blackest gorges, and soar out of them again and become invisible in the sunny spaces. And even if he for ever flies within the gorge, that gorge is in the mountains; so that even in his lowest swoop the mountain eagle is still higher than other birds upon the plain, even though they soar.

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Though this watch speaks of serious busniess. My band of traied wariours did much more to sropping those exfa-terrestrial ones from taking over the grand canyon and the wrold. I hopd the lazer function and the magnifying glass wuld be special tools in this intergalactic war but noes. Now my evil monkey wares thiss watch, its in a zoo.

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The best thing you can do with this watch is smash it in to your forehead repeatedly until you’ve destroyed the remaining braincells in your brain. You’d have to have less brain material than Terry Schiavo to get suckered in to buying this piece of junk. I think I saw it on HSN (or that MSNBC version of the home shopping network) for 300$. Even that’s a stretch when you own a cellphone & a million other gadgets that tell you more accurate time.

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This watch is the best purchase I have ever made. Unfortunately I didn’t realize that it was a woman’s watch (Come on, it looks like a man’s watch – I mean only a man could understand, let alone appreciate that look). So, now I get razzed by all my other homeless friends. I only gave it a four-star rating though because I have a disorder similar to dislexia – I can’t interperet between succesive odd-numbers. So when the minute hand is pointing at one of the dots I get very confused and it makes me late for AA meetings.

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Personally, I have to have the _____-est of everything. The biggest TV, the fastest car, the sexiest wife, the freakiest girlfriend, etc… So, when the chance arises to add another ____-est to my collection, I jump on it. Thank you, Zenith, as I was able to add three new ____-est categories to my collection with a single purchase. For the chance to buy the UGLIEST, SNOBBIEST, and altogether WTF-IEST watch in the history of timekeeping, I salute you!

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I literally have never had anything to complain about in my life except that I can’t find the right watch to wear as I massage Brad Pitt. Of course, to hire me he expects excellence- he is Brad Pitt after all, and I’ve done everything I can to accommodate him. Even though I’ve mastered everything by way of clothing, personality, recreational pursuits, and deep tissue treatments he still looks at me with an expression that conveys both pity and disgust when he asks for the time. Thanks to the Zenith Men’s Defy Xtreme Tourbillion Titanium Chronograph Watch I can now just barely pass his standards. If you have anything to do with Brad Pitt this watch is a must. I highly recommend it.

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These ****’s writing these fictitious reviews are liars. Anyone paying this kind of money for a watch that has hands that match the background so that they are camouflaged and you cannot tell the time needs to be shot. Don’t believe these reviews because they were written by Asians trying to make a dollar for writing a review.

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There have been many reviews for this watch by people who obviously don’t own a Zenith Defy Xtreme Tourbillon. If any of these peasants actually owned this magnificent timepiece, then he would know that NOBODY would ever mistake this watch for a Casio G-shock. If you would like to see this watch’s tourbillon in action, then go to youtube and watch a video of me showing it off. The unique tourbillion movement simply cannot be duplicated by any watch under $70k unless it’s Chinese.

Several reviewers mentioned that the Defy Xtreme’s dial color made the chronograph and time difficult to read. Let’s make one thing perfectly clear, this watch is not for timing your kid’s swim meets. That’s what nanny’s are hired to do. The chronograph function is to make the other dials move in a way that impresses your friends. Would you marry a supermodel expecting her to cook you dinner? Do you purchase a Cadillac Escalade to drive up the side of a mountain? You wear this watch when you wish to show your supermodel fiance that you can buy her a Escalade.

One of the reasons this watch is so expensive is that it is made from titanium which makes the watch extremely lightweight. A few viewers snidely remarked that the watch’s black coating might eventually rub off. That would be impossible considering that the black coating is baked on ceramic that’s much harder than a diamond. It’s the same black coating that’s on the heat shield tiles of the space shuttle. Yes sir, this is the only watch in the world that’s guaranteed to survive reentry from lower earth orbit. That’s why the Zenith Defy is the official watch of the Russian Federation Space Program.

Finally, some bleeding hearts are blathering about feeding poor children with the cost of this watch. If you had the nerve to throw guilt in the face of decadence, then you obviously aren’t a multi-millionaire. Because of the U.S. tax code, we are able to feed the rabble while eating our cake. First you donate $90k to the tax deductible food trough of your choice, then take the paperwork to your accountant. When you receive your tax return, purchase this watch and use the chronograph function to keep the minutes during your next executive management meeting. Guess what, you just fed the poor while deducting the same $90k as a necessary business expense. Make sure that you have your new supermodel secretary film you actually ‘keeping the minutes’ with her cellphone camera in case of an audit. Of course, you should consult your tax professional to make sure that your corporation will receive the appropriate deduction. You never know when Obama might stop the gravy train. My point is that genuine millionaires can feed the starving masses (or supermodels) and purchase a Zenith Defy Xtreme Tourbillon without losing dime of their principal.

I would like to emphasis that the Zenith Defy Xtreme Tourbillon is not for men who make under $400k a year and didn’t receive any of the BB (bailout bonanza). You’re better off purchasing an Invicta and trying to fool your less astute friends into believing it cost more than $100. Why would you own a watch that cost more than the value of your mobile home? It’s not like the folks at Biscuitville would know the price of a Zenith Defy Xtreme Tourbillon. If they did, they would probably rob and kill you. My understanding that the social standing of the working class has more to do with the latest touch cell phone ownership. Perhaps you can download the latest ‘impress a supermodel’ app from the Apple store.

After this extensive review, many of you may be wondering why I only gave the Zenith Defy Xtreme 4 out of 5 stars. The main reason is that this watch is so 2007. With 2010 approaching fast, you will soon look like middle management with a 3 year old Lexus. That’s why the price has dropped over 50k. I would have already sold mine but I must wait another 3 years based on the advice of my TP. Until then, I’ll be using this watch on the golf course and while on vacation in the Caribbean.